Welcome my fellow quarantiners. Today I am going to go over the first step in the 5 step process to surviving the quarantine. This step may be the hardest to do, but also the most important. Step 1: You need to stockpile as much toilet paper as possible. Only the weak have a few packages of TP. Do you want to be weak? To solve this problem you need to have an absurd amount of toilet paper to last you until at least 2021, because you don’t know when this quarantine is going to end. I know some of you want to go the extra mile and maybe buy out an entire store. To those of you who do this I would just like to say, Thank You for being the best quarantiners out there. Next week I will share the second step to survive the quarantine. Thank You for reading and have a safe week